Philoperous

My boys love Harry Potter and Jarvy's favourite book is the Philoperous (philosophers) Stone so you can imagine my delight when I realised he was a bit of a Philoperous himself!

Me : What is the meaning of life?
Jarvy : Huh?
Me : Why are we alive?
Jarvy : Because nobody killed us yet.

Me : If a tree falls in a forest and there is nobody to hear it, does it make a sound?
Jarvy : Mum, ask me serious questions.

Me : Which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
Jarvy : Ummmm ... the Chicken.
Me : But how did the chicken get there?
Jarvy : It walked of course.

My boy is certainly a deep thinker.