Stinky Feet

Fletch is so cute. He ran into the kitchen the other night and screamed out 'Mummy, quick! Take your slippers off!' I thought there must have been a spider or something on them so I flung them off. He dropped to the ground and had the biggest sniff of my toes. Then he ran into the toy room and said to my husband 'Good boy Daddy! You were right! She does have stinky feet. Give me a high five!'. Did I mention I want a daughter?

Baby No More

On the eve of Jarvy's fourth birthday ...

Me : I'm so sad I'm not going to have a baby anymore.
Jarvy : Okay. I won't grow up.
Me : How can you not grow up?
Jarvy : You could stop giving me vegetables.